August 18, 2010

Left v. Right (A.k.a. Political Whining)

Shut up, Republicans. Your kind are generally (because hating any group's members as a whole is just like racism) the worst things to be around since malaria-ridden mosquitoes before bug spray. You don't stay true to the conservative ideals you claim to have. You spread lies and rumors about innocent people. You worship loud mouth, bloated idiots, much like the lot of you. You associate yourself with people who preach the importance of decency and political correctness above all other issues, whilst they morally bankrupt everyone they know. You're just all around terrible people, and most of the things you believe are antiquated and harmful. mostly. I'm sure not every single republican is like that.

And you too, Democrats. Some of you are just too...much of hippies. The quintessential right-wing-nightmare kind of leftist. Complete and total socialism will not work. Communism...has obviously been a failure, quit trying. Some of the things you say are so peachy, PC, sugary, and limp-wristed, it makes me want to kill myself for knowing pansies like you are out there trying to run the government. Of course, most Democrats are well-adjusted human beings, that don't give much thought to extremism of any kind.

Point is I hate the stereotypes of both of your sides, and I hate far-_____. Radicals on either side of the political spectrum are...sickening. Ir's all annoying.

There's stuff about each of your sides that I'm not partial to, but that's good; that's healthy. Just get this, already: if you've ever bitched and moaned about "what they did now," just cram it. You both feed off of the crap. You need each other, because you need some faceless entity of everything you're opposed to; you both need something to target all your hate onto within the confines of political correctness. It's just your thing.

And don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about, especially if you're an American citizen.

I'm not saying anybody has to set aside their differences and hold hands and make the world fart rainbows or any of that crap. No, that would be both pointless, and impossible. Just realize that no matter what slight movement or whatever part of a word a person of either party says, the opposing members will twist it until they find some fault with it. No matter. What. Just learn to love it!

Embrace the fact that no matter where you'll stand, you can always project your hate onto somebody else's political beliefs as a whole.

As for us libertarians...well, when they get popular in the top levels of government, we'll see who we pin all the hate one, and I'll still say the same thing.

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