You know what the greatest part about living in America is? Oh, nothing, just overhearing a stupid, stereotypical, little teenage girl telling her stupid, stereotypical, little teenage friends that she has no idea what the First Amendment is because she's "not going to, like, read, like the whole Constitution or anything." That bitch. I hate her.
Maybe she shouldn't know what the First Amendment is, because everyone knows you shouldn't educate your slaves. Yes, children, off to work at a menial mining career. The world's full of 6.5 billion people, a large percentage of which are useless children. It's like the orphans in the Pony Express. When they got scalped by a bunch of Indians for stepping over arbitrary boundaries to deliver forced smalltalk to important people - aristocratic adults - nobody gave a rat's ass! What happened to that?! I hate dealing with children everyday. They're loud, polluting, they walk slow in front of me, and murder other inferior children's psyches all through their pathetic existence. We should put them to work, for slave wages, the worst, most terrible jobs America has to offer. How do you think the Industrial Revolutions and the better half of the 20th century was so successful? Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh, right.
Now, I've previously touched upon people who disrespect the troops. Well, this is pretty much an extension of that. To offhandedly, completely, disregard ALL THE PEOPLE that died because of the ability to make something like that, and, by extension, every fallen soldier since then...GAHHH. I just want to snap their little necks...at the very least, I hope she chokes to death on all that saliva she generates every day while she has a glazed over moronic look on her face, struggling to comprehend the very basics of who Isaac Newton was.
But it's not just idiotic children. People who take the Constitution for granted sicken me. You may not be saying anything bad about our military, but, really, if you don't understand why people don't usually correct the dreadfully stupid things you say all the time, then we'll kindly give you 48 hours to browse through Washington D.C's finest before we evict you. From the country. Don't appreciate it, then deportation, bitch! That's how I'd roll. Let some other country deal with her. Like Macedonia. When's the last time people even knew that was still a country, let alone one that gave the world anything of value? Bah. I hate people. Especially the unappreciative, conniving littler ones.
February 25, 2010
February 18, 2010
People [who disrespect the troops]
Why the brackets? Because it could either way. Geez, don't you know how those work? I insult your general ignorance.
As if it wasn't enough that people are the worst, period, some of them have to go and branch off into sub-categories of things that deserve extra hatred. In this post, I'm talking about the people who "diss" (I'm not writing "disrespect" every time, get bent) the military. (Not that I like you more for doing any of the following anyway, but...) You can hate the government. You can hate the president himself. You can hate the countless blowhard politicians who are more obsessed with bickering over which camp is right rather than showing concern for actual human lives (actually, that one's okay). You can hate the cause itself. You can hate the war itself. But there's no way in hell I'm going to let you hate our armed forces. (Except the coast Guard, since they should just be one of the uniformed services and not one of the armed forces.)
See, here's the thing: without men willing to put their lives on the line fr something as trivial as ideology, this nation would just be southern Canada. A little back story:
We were once just a humble set of thirteen colonies that were controlled by Great Britain. One day, we got fed up with their shit, and a bunch of awesome-smart, deist, presumably beef jerky eating, bad asses wrote up our Declaration of Independence. This note was basically one big "fuck you, we're leaving" to the King of England. The Revolutionary War ensued because of this, and because of our Continental Army, and our awesome guerilla soldiers, we were able to retain our independence, and go on to create the Constitution (a little more on it's qualities of awesomeness below). We wouldn't even be a nation without our fighting men (and supposedly women, but I'm still skeptical about the truth of this).
I'm not even going to bother listing off every single military engagement henceforth, (though I would enjoy that), because it ultimately boils down one thing: WITHOUT OUR TROOPS, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO SHIT.
The reason why we get to continue to be so awesome is because nobody has the balls to invade us (yet), due to us having the single most powerful military force in the history of mankind. Not everybody exactly agrees with us flaunting democracy, capitalism, liberty, and common sense. The only reason we can continue to follow the greatest document ever drafted, which all countries followed suit and tried to copy later on to get their shit together, the U.S. Constitution, is because the only thing standing in between that and a bloodthirsty enemy is the U.S. military. Men and women die just to uphold those simple, yet powerful, values, and to keep your sorry ass out of trouble.
And what's the Bill of Rights? The first ten amendments of the Constitution. What do we all love, and sometimes to take for granted, so much about the Bill of Rights? The fact that it guarantees us our freedom to say whatever the hell we want, no matter how stupid it may be.
So when those select few assholes sit around, contributing nothing of worth to society, and badmouth the troops, it really gets my blood boiling. There's nothing to do but snap your head towards their general direction, go berserk, and put their stupid ass in a coma. You can't just sit there and diss the people that die on a daily basis just so you can say whatever stupid bullshit you want about this.
You can hate everything else about the war, but when you spit in the face of the soldier himself, you can just get the fuck out of my country.
Preferably, you should go to the PRC (China) after that, and just learn how much you should appreciate all the little things that you take for granted, like the ability to say how much you irrationally hate everything, an uncensored internet, and the opportunity to spawn as many mini-dipshits as you want (More on why this shouldn't happen next). Anyone else with me on this?
As if it wasn't enough that people are the worst, period, some of them have to go and branch off into sub-categories of things that deserve extra hatred. In this post, I'm talking about the people who "diss" (I'm not writing "disrespect" every time, get bent) the military. (Not that I like you more for doing any of the following anyway, but...) You can hate the government. You can hate the president himself. You can hate the countless blowhard politicians who are more obsessed with bickering over which camp is right rather than showing concern for actual human lives (actually, that one's okay). You can hate the cause itself. You can hate the war itself. But there's no way in hell I'm going to let you hate our armed forces. (Except the coast Guard, since they should just be one of the uniformed services and not one of the armed forces.)
See, here's the thing: without men willing to put their lives on the line fr something as trivial as ideology, this nation would just be southern Canada. A little back story:
We were once just a humble set of thirteen colonies that were controlled by Great Britain. One day, we got fed up with their shit, and a bunch of awesome-smart, deist, presumably beef jerky eating, bad asses wrote up our Declaration of Independence. This note was basically one big "fuck you, we're leaving" to the King of England. The Revolutionary War ensued because of this, and because of our Continental Army, and our awesome guerilla soldiers, we were able to retain our independence, and go on to create the Constitution (a little more on it's qualities of awesomeness below). We wouldn't even be a nation without our fighting men (and supposedly women, but I'm still skeptical about the truth of this).
I'm not even going to bother listing off every single military engagement henceforth, (though I would enjoy that), because it ultimately boils down one thing: WITHOUT OUR TROOPS, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO SHIT.
The reason why we get to continue to be so awesome is because nobody has the balls to invade us (yet), due to us having the single most powerful military force in the history of mankind. Not everybody exactly agrees with us flaunting democracy, capitalism, liberty, and common sense. The only reason we can continue to follow the greatest document ever drafted, which all countries followed suit and tried to copy later on to get their shit together, the U.S. Constitution, is because the only thing standing in between that and a bloodthirsty enemy is the U.S. military. Men and women die just to uphold those simple, yet powerful, values, and to keep your sorry ass out of trouble.
And what's the Bill of Rights? The first ten amendments of the Constitution. What do we all love, and sometimes to take for granted, so much about the Bill of Rights? The fact that it guarantees us our freedom to say whatever the hell we want, no matter how stupid it may be.
So when those select few assholes sit around, contributing nothing of worth to society, and badmouth the troops, it really gets my blood boiling. There's nothing to do but snap your head towards their general direction, go berserk, and put their stupid ass in a coma. You can't just sit there and diss the people that die on a daily basis just so you can say whatever stupid bullshit you want about this.
You can hate everything else about the war, but when you spit in the face of the soldier himself, you can just get the fuck out of my country.
Preferably, you should go to the PRC (China) after that, and just learn how much you should appreciate all the little things that you take for granted, like the ability to say how much you irrationally hate everything, an uncensored internet, and the opportunity to spawn as many mini-dipshits as you want (More on why this shouldn't happen next). Anyone else with me on this?
February 16, 2010
Magazine vs. Clip
As you may gradually learn about me, I love guns. Granted I've never owned one or operated anything besides a shotgun, but I still know a hell of a lot about them.
And in today's modern world, "knowing a hell of a lot" about them could be counted as just one piece of common knowledge: it is a MAGAZINE, not a CLIP.
It doesn't matter how much time will pass since post-WWII (when authority settled on the name), people are still going to call it a clip.
"BUT AKoYo IT'S JUST A WERD, WHO CARE?" A great point that I've heard from many a dipshit. Except it's not. It's just a word, huh? Well you know what else it is? An insult. It's an insult to people with real knowledge on the subject. And by "real knowledge" I mean "doesn't base everything they know about guns from videogames". That's another thing I hate. this problem perpetuates because video game makers always misuse the term in FPS's, thus furthering people's stupidity. Anyway, it's an insult to call it a clip. A common analogy is "that it's like saying socks when you mean boots". No, not good enough. It's like saying "Negro" when all you mean is "black people". What, I shouldn't have said that? Well, back atcha.
"BUT AH LIK TEH WAY IT SOUNDZ, TAHTS Y I SAY IT". That's just plain wrong. Can I refer to my toaster as my "bread-crisper" because it sounds cooler? Can I call my cat the "four legs" because that's what it has? Can I call you a "little bitch" because...oh, wait, that's accurate. Never mind.
"BUT IS CALED TAHT CUZ OF TEH SOUND IT MAIKS GOIN INTO TEH GUN". No, NO IT'S NOT. I mean, calling it that because that's the sound...what? So, now everything has to be named as an onomatopoeia? Do I call my toast "Kralch" because of the approximate sound it makes when I butter it? Do you call the gun itself a "BANG"? Do you call a TV a "Welcome to the Home Shopping Network, you lonely miserable bastard"? Well...that would just be entertaining. But, really, nobody's this stupid.
"SO WAHTS TEH BIG DEEL WIT CALING IT TAHT, ANYWAY?" Because a clip and a magazine are NOT THE SAME THING. The terms are NOT interchangeable. A magazine is the part of the gun that houses the ammunition so it can be fed into the breech somehow, and ultimately be fired. For this purpose, it's spring loaded to make sure there's a round at the top of the magazine when it's still in there. A clip is a speedloading device that quickly puts ammunition into a magazine. It doesn't even (usually) stay in the magazine. So you're not even referring to the same thing if you call it a clip. I don't call my pants cheese, I don't call my curtains toilets, and I don't refer to that armchair as my ISP.
So don't continue to call it a "clip". It just makes you sound like the unintelligent, bumbling, lumbering, mouth breathing, neanderthal that you are.
Oh, and you know what's really unfair? How people who own handguns are allowed to call it a clip. NO, YOU SHOULDN'T. You should be launched into a brick wall, and then I'll take your gun, because why should your dumbass get to own a gun, and not me, when you don't even know what the hell you're talking about? Next person that calls THEIR magazine a clip, I'm going to beat them with it. Nothing a concussion can't fix.
Man, if I was president, there would labor camps and brainwashing seminars to address this very issue. Nobody would get it wrong, and if they did, TOO BAD, slave labor for life. You'll be working alongside the prison inmates. Using convicts for cheap labor...the one thing the Soviets got right. Why don't we put our bad guys to work? They're not good for anything else, and nobody wants them, make them build that new railroad system this country desperately needs.
You see that? If I was in charge, I would have already solved about 17% of the nations problems, in less than 20 minutes, no less. God, I hate humans.
And in today's modern world, "knowing a hell of a lot" about them could be counted as just one piece of common knowledge: it is a MAGAZINE, not a CLIP.
It doesn't matter how much time will pass since post-WWII (when authority settled on the name), people are still going to call it a clip.
"BUT AKoYo IT'S JUST A WERD, WHO CARE?" A great point that I've heard from many a dipshit. Except it's not. It's just a word, huh? Well you know what else it is? An insult. It's an insult to people with real knowledge on the subject. And by "real knowledge" I mean "doesn't base everything they know about guns from videogames". That's another thing I hate. this problem perpetuates because video game makers always misuse the term in FPS's, thus furthering people's stupidity. Anyway, it's an insult to call it a clip. A common analogy is "that it's like saying socks when you mean boots". No, not good enough. It's like saying "Negro" when all you mean is "black people". What, I shouldn't have said that? Well, back atcha.
"BUT AH LIK TEH WAY IT SOUNDZ, TAHTS Y I SAY IT". That's just plain wrong. Can I refer to my toaster as my "bread-crisper" because it sounds cooler? Can I call my cat the "four legs" because that's what it has? Can I call you a "little bitch" because...oh, wait, that's accurate. Never mind.
"BUT IS CALED TAHT CUZ OF TEH SOUND IT MAIKS GOIN INTO TEH GUN". No, NO IT'S NOT. I mean, calling it that because that's the sound...what? So, now everything has to be named as an onomatopoeia? Do I call my toast "Kralch" because of the approximate sound it makes when I butter it? Do you call the gun itself a "BANG"? Do you call a TV a "Welcome to the Home Shopping Network, you lonely miserable bastard"? Well...that would just be entertaining. But, really, nobody's this stupid.
"SO WAHTS TEH BIG DEEL WIT CALING IT TAHT, ANYWAY?" Because a clip and a magazine are NOT THE SAME THING. The terms are NOT interchangeable. A magazine is the part of the gun that houses the ammunition so it can be fed into the breech somehow, and ultimately be fired. For this purpose, it's spring loaded to make sure there's a round at the top of the magazine when it's still in there. A clip is a speedloading device that quickly puts ammunition into a magazine. It doesn't even (usually) stay in the magazine. So you're not even referring to the same thing if you call it a clip. I don't call my pants cheese, I don't call my curtains toilets, and I don't refer to that armchair as my ISP.
So don't continue to call it a "clip". It just makes you sound like the unintelligent, bumbling, lumbering, mouth breathing, neanderthal that you are.
Oh, and you know what's really unfair? How people who own handguns are allowed to call it a clip. NO, YOU SHOULDN'T. You should be launched into a brick wall, and then I'll take your gun, because why should your dumbass get to own a gun, and not me, when you don't even know what the hell you're talking about? Next person that calls THEIR magazine a clip, I'm going to beat them with it. Nothing a concussion can't fix.
Man, if I was president, there would labor camps and brainwashing seminars to address this very issue. Nobody would get it wrong, and if they did, TOO BAD, slave labor for life. You'll be working alongside the prison inmates. Using convicts for cheap labor...the one thing the Soviets got right. Why don't we put our bad guys to work? They're not good for anything else, and nobody wants them, make them build that new railroad system this country desperately needs.
You see that? If I was in charge, I would have already solved about 17% of the nations problems, in less than 20 minutes, no less. God, I hate humans.
February 13, 2010
Wikipedia Bashers
Really, why do so many people have to hate one Wikipedia? And/or wikis in general? Oh, right, by using their stupid flawed logic: "UH DONT U KNO ANY1 CAN EDIT IT AT ANY TIM AN MAKE IT SAY W/E THEY WANT". Great point, morons, except for one thing: YOUR ARGUMENT DISPROVES ITSELF. Yes, you can edit Wikipedia to say anything you want. By that, you mean any spamming dickwad can say whatever he wants (this is usually accomplished every 20 seconds by "gangstas" on their rivals' pages), and yet any editor with an ounce of good faith (that's what wikis like to generalize the qualities of decent editors as, "good faith") can change it right back like *snap* THAT.
Seriously, when I systematically prowled my wikis for mistakes, I found a bunch of these dipshits. You know what I found my average response time to be? Five minutes. FIVE minutes. 10 minutes, (for me), tops. You know what the longest period between vandalism, and someone correcting it, that I saw is? 20 minutes. It's only a matter of minutes before your dumbass is no longer in danger of lapping up whatever shit you read, wherever, whenever.
That being said, even on the off-chance that you're a non-editor stumbling upon some of this shit, how stupid would you be to just mindlessly set every damn thing you read, on the internet, down onto stone? I once had a teacher that was just like countless educators across the nation (most of which I've personally had): completely ignorant on the subject. She would prattle on and on, "IF SOMEONE JUST WENT ON AND SCREWED WITH A PAGE SAYING THAT _____ SCHOOL WAS MADE OUT OF CHEESE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, NOBODY WOULD STOP THEM". Yeah, no shit, it's called the 1st Amendment. And then we'd change it back, give them a stupid warning instead of an eternal ban, and then I'll smack you upside the head. Why? Because I'm not a dumbass who would actually buy that, like her.
It's just plain ignorant and insulting to overhear people who say things like "Oh, well, you can't trust Wikipedia, anybody can say anything they want." You know what? Popular pages get protected from attempts to do things like that. If you're not a frequenter of wikipedia, then chances are, you're only going on there for high-traffic pages, anyway. These pages do NOT get messed with. If they do, you can best bet you won't see it for long.
If you got a problem with something you find on the page, then go look for the sources they cite instead, or just, oh, I don't know...GO TO ANOTHER WEBSITE. It's the INTERNET for crying out loud. You really think that, good or bad, Wikipedia is the ONLY way to find information online? Go to a little place called "Google". It's this magical little world that'll find anything you're looking for. Look up (or "query") some popular streets, and go play and traffic, so I never have to hear you again. Ever.
Seriously, when I systematically prowled my wikis for mistakes, I found a bunch of these dipshits. You know what I found my average response time to be? Five minutes. FIVE minutes. 10 minutes, (for me), tops. You know what the longest period between vandalism, and someone correcting it, that I saw is? 20 minutes. It's only a matter of minutes before your dumbass is no longer in danger of lapping up whatever shit you read, wherever, whenever.
That being said, even on the off-chance that you're a non-editor stumbling upon some of this shit, how stupid would you be to just mindlessly set every damn thing you read, on the internet, down onto stone? I once had a teacher that was just like countless educators across the nation (most of which I've personally had): completely ignorant on the subject. She would prattle on and on, "IF SOMEONE JUST WENT ON AND SCREWED WITH A PAGE SAYING THAT _____ SCHOOL WAS MADE OUT OF CHEESE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, NOBODY WOULD STOP THEM". Yeah, no shit, it's called the 1st Amendment. And then we'd change it back, give them a stupid warning instead of an eternal ban, and then I'll smack you upside the head. Why? Because I'm not a dumbass who would actually buy that, like her.
It's just plain ignorant and insulting to overhear people who say things like "Oh, well, you can't trust Wikipedia, anybody can say anything they want." You know what? Popular pages get protected from attempts to do things like that. If you're not a frequenter of wikipedia, then chances are, you're only going on there for high-traffic pages, anyway. These pages do NOT get messed with. If they do, you can best bet you won't see it for long.
If you got a problem with something you find on the page, then go look for the sources they cite instead, or just, oh, I don't know...GO TO ANOTHER WEBSITE. It's the INTERNET for crying out loud. You really think that, good or bad, Wikipedia is the ONLY way to find information online? Go to a little place called "Google". It's this magical little world that'll find anything you're looking for. Look up (or "query") some popular streets, and go play and traffic, so I never have to hear you again. Ever.
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