People who take this for granted...

You know what the greatest part about living in America is? Oh, nothing, just overhearing a stupid, stereotypical, little teenage girl telling her stupid, stereotypical, little teenage friends that she has no idea what the First Amendment is because she's "not going to, like, read, like the whole Constitution or anything." That bitch. I hate her.

Maybe she shouldn't know what the First Amendment is, because everyone knows you shouldn't educate your slaves. Yes, children, off to work at a menial mining career. The world's full of 6.5 billion people, a large percentage of which are useless children. It's like the orphans in the Pony Express. When they got scalped by a bunch of Indians for stepping over arbitrary boundaries to deliver forced smalltalk to important people - aristocratic adults - nobody gave a rat's ass! What happened to that?! I hate dealing with children everyday. They're loud, polluting, they walk slow in front of me, and murder other inferior children's psyches all through their pathetic existence. We should put them to work, for slave wages, the worst, most terrible jobs America has to offer. How do you think the Industrial Revolutions and the better half of the 20th century was so successful? Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh, right.

Now, I've previously touched upon people who disrespect the troops. Well, this is pretty much an extension of that. To offhandedly, completely, disregard ALL THE PEOPLE that died because of the ability to make something like that, and, by extension, every fallen soldier since then...GAHHH. I just want to snap their little necks...at the very least, I hope she chokes to death on all that saliva she generates every day while she has a glazed over moronic look on her face, struggling to comprehend the very basics of who Isaac Newton was.

But it's not just idiotic children. People who take the Constitution for granted sicken me. You may not be saying anything bad about our military, but, really, if you don't understand why people don't usually correct the dreadfully stupid things you say all the time, then we'll kindly give you 48 hours to browse through Washington D.C's finest before we evict you. From the country. Don't appreciate it, then deportation, bitch! That's how I'd roll. Let some other country deal with her. Like Macedonia. When's the last time people even knew that was still a country, let alone one that gave the world anything of value? Bah. I hate people. Especially the unappreciative, conniving littler ones.